Altruistic Apathy

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TIL Lautemortis is gay. He could come to NZ and get married.

hitlersasshole:

Did u sit in sugar cause u got a sweet ass

sassy-blogger-alfred:

clynefaction:

枕をかむ

私はドライでつもりです

“Darling never leave

Because I could never deal with that pain”

wild-lion:

my favourite thing is when someone says “i think about you a lot” or “i had a dream about you” or “i was just about to text you” or something because the fact that i occur to someone when I’m not talking to them or anything is the best thing

twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

westcovst:

roses are red violets are blue i’m using my hand but thinking of you

child-ofthekindlywest:

guceubcuesu:

ianthony475:

vworp-goes-the-tardis:

older-aang:

64kbps:

my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems”

nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid

You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s not safe.

I’m done

Smelborp for president

Smelborp has my vote

makaeru:

Things that all started when someone stole a loaf of bread:
-Les Miserables
-Aladdin
-Australia

unhopefully:

do you ever say something that actually took some courage to say and then the other person doesn’t reply how you wanted them to and makes you feel stupid so then you’re just so embarrassed and regret saying anything

damn-it-hirschberg:

hiddleswife:

oshcoruful:

thewindsatyourback:

themotherfuckingmarchesa:

overshareanonymous:

charman-ders:

13 years of school and im still not sure if its “grey” or “gray”

It’s grEy in England and grAy in America.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME I’VE BEEN STRUGGLING WITH THIS SINCE I WAS  FETUS AND IT’S LITERALLY THAT EASY?????

WHAT ABOUT CANADA.

grEHy

WHAT ABOUT AUSTRALIA…?

grG’DAYMATEy

foreveralone-lyguy:

Studies say that 1 in 10 household items are gay

land-of-the-hutcherson:

lord-of-the-swings:

i found this picture of leonardo dicaprio

so i just

im sorry.

 

i cannot resist!

alexismessy:

youreahairymotherlicker:

Boss said I don’t look like the ‘writer’ type when I told them I was going to study literature.

wtf does a writer look like

meladoodle:

*clears throat and reads from ancient parchment*

“titties”

britneythrowsspears:

wow im on a roll